Michael Vey: The Prisoner of Cell 25 by Richard Paul Evans

The Prisoner of Cell 25 (Michael Vey Book 1)
by Richard Paul Evans
August 2011
Simon Pulse

My name is Michael Vey and there's something you don't know about me; something that scares people more than you would believe.  It's my secret - and it's part of the story I'm about to tell you.

 Richard Paul Evans, bestselling author of The Christmas Box, takes on young adult fiction in this new thrilling, adventure series.  Fourteen-year-old Michael Vey is an average student at Meridian High School.  Students at the school think he is different due to the Tourette's syndrome that causes his face to twitch at inopportune moments.  But Michael has more than just Tourette's;  he has special powers.  Michael thinks he's alone in his ability to control and conjure electricity and keeps his powers secret until the day he discovers that the school's most popular cheerleader, Taylor, may be like him.  Together with Michael's genius friend Ostin, Michael and Taylor set out to discover why they have these abilities.  Unfortunately, while looking for trouble, it finds them first and Michael, Taylor, and Ostin must survive and thwart a plot that goes back to before they were born.

Having never read The Christmas Box or anything else by Evans, I wasn't sure what to expect from an author writing so completely out of his genre and age group.  I was pleasantly surprised, however, and found the book to be fast paced, action packed, and engaging in a way that left me wanting more.  I also appreciated the way that the author highlights Michael's disease and informs readers about something that is often misunderstood and joked about.  Overall, a great series for fans of James Patterson's Maximum Ride and other books about teens with super powers.

Michael Vey Books
The Prisoner of Cell 25
Rise of the Elgen (TBR August 2012)

"You're not like the others."

To ensure that you truly do have the best boyfriend out there, be sure to choose from one of these categories.  He'll be stronger, faster and hotter than you until the day you die and he lives on forever.

Key:

Adult (A): Ages 16+

Young Adult (YA): High School Reading (and Maturity) Level
Tween (TW): Between Elementary and High School

Children (C): Elementary and Middle School Reading Levels

Aliens
Gone are the days when macking with little green men was considered taboo.  Who wouldn't want a lover that's out of this world?  

• The Lorien Legacies by Pittacus Lore (YA)
• The Host by Stephenie Meyer (A) 
• Awaken Me Darkly by Gena Showalter (A)

Angels
Whether they're fallen or not, boys with wings are divine.

• Hush, Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick (YA)
  
• Fallen by Lauren Kate (YA)
• Maximum Ride by James Patterson (YA) 
• Good Omens by Terry Pratchett (A)
  
• Daughter of Smoke & Bone by Laini Taylor (YA)

Fae
Also known as fairy, fae, fey, fay, wee folk, good folk, fair folk or pixies.  Peter pan does NOT count.

• The Sisters Grimm by Michael Buckley (TW)
• Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer (TW)
• Stardust by Neil Gaiman (YA)
• Need by Carrie Jones (YA)
• The Iron King by Julie Kagawa (YA) 
• Eyes Like Stars by Lisa Mantchev (YA)
• Wildwood Dancing by Juliet Marillier (YA)
• Sevenwaters Series by Juliet Marillier (A)
• Wicked Lovely by Melissa Marr (YA)
• The Fever Series by Karen Maria Moning (A)

Ghosts
Can sometimes make intimacy a little difficult . . . unless of course it just so happens that you've been gifted with the power to not only see the dead, but to touch them as well.  Oh là là.  

• The Ghost and the Goth and Queen of the Dead by Stacey Kade (YA)
• Odd Thomas by Dean Koontz (A)

Gothic Romance
A mysterious setting, a touch of magic, and strangers in the fog create a heavy, Gothic atmosphere where the romance is so good, it's scary.

• The Gemma Doyle Trilogy by Libba Bray (YA)
• Nevermore by Kelly Creagh (YA)
• Beautiful Creatures by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl (YA)

Mashup
So your best friend is a witch, your boyfriend is a werewolf, your Mom is a ghost, and your dog is undead?  No problem.  You can hang out with the rest of these groupies in Paranormalville.

• The Darkest Powers Trilogy by Kelley Armstrong (YA)
• The Darkness Rising Trilogy by Kelley Armstrong (YA)
• The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare (YA)
• The Man With the Golden Torc by Simon R. Green (A)
• Need by Carrie Jones (YA)
• Vampire Academy and Bloodlines by Richelle Mead (YA)
• Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling (YA)
• Vampire Diaries by L.J. Smith (YA)

Necromancers
Is there anything sexier than the power to raise an undead army at your personal beck and call?  Yeah, didn't think so.

• The Darkest Powers Trilogy by Kelley Armstrong (YA)
• Shadowcry by Jenna Burtenshaw (YA)
• The Body Finder Series by Kimberly Derting (YA)
• Banished by Sophie Littlefield (YA)
• Unforsaken by Sophie Littlefield (YA)
• Sabriel by Garth Nix (YA)

Superhuman
Were you experimented on as a child?  Grow up a little bit too close to a nuclear power plant?  Have delusions of grandeur including the notion that you are the next big thing in human evolution?  If so, you're going to fit in here very nicely.

• The Darkest Powers Trilogy by Kelley Armstrong (YA)
• Darkness Rising Series by Kelley Armstrong (YA)
• Michael Vey: The Prisoner of Cell 25 by Richard Paul Evans (YA)
• Shatter Me by Tahereh Mafi (YA)
• Maximum Ride by James Patterson (YA)

Sorcerors, Magicians, Seers, and Witches
Pick a lover from this category and you're sure to remain a crowd favorite at parties.  Who doesn't love parlor tricks or a witch hunt had in good fun?

• Wicked Appetite (Lizzy & Diesel Series) by Janet Evanovich (A)
• Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norell by Susanna Clarke (A)
• Blood Magic by Tessa Gratton (YA)
• Beauty and the Werewolf by Mercedes Lackey (A)
• Grave Mercy by Robin LaFevers (YA)
• The Glass Series by Maria V. Snyder (A)
• Touch of Power by Maria V. Snyder (A)

Vampires
He's an undead bad boy who wants your blood more than your first kiss.

• See the "I'd absolutely give my neck virginity to a vampire" Reading List.

Werewolves (and any other animal Shapeshifters)
If he's anything like MJ, I'd join his pack!  Although many paranormal books include werewolves, these books focus almost exclusively on them.

• Bitten by Kelley Armstrong (A)
• Nightshade by Andrea Cremer (YA)
• Firelight by Sophie Jordan (YA)
• Vanish by Sophie Jordan (YA)
• Blood and Chocolate by Annette Curtis Klause (YA)
• Beauty and the Werewolf by Mercedes Lackey (A)
• The Shape of Desire by Sharon Shinn (A)
• The Wolves of Mercy Falls series by Maggie Stiefvater (YA)

Zombies
All that rotting flesh and eating brains business has really given these guys a bad name.  But you and I both know that deep down he's still that same guy who used to take you out for dinner.  So go ahead and enjoy a meal together.  Just don't expect to live until dessert.

• Enclave by Ann Aguirre (YA)
• Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith (A)
• Lirael by Garth Nix (YA)
• The Forest of Hands and Teeth by Carrie Ryan (YA)

To learn more about reading lists, browse the about page.

*And yes, the title of this reading list was shamelessly hijacked from Katy Perry's wonderful song "Futuristic Lover."  No copyright infringement or disrespect intended.

Beauty and the Werewolf by Mercedes Lackey

Beauty and the Werewolf (Tales of the Five Hundred Kingdoms Book 6)
by Mercedes Lackey
October 2011
Luna

The eldest daughter is often doomed in fairy tales.  But Bella, daughter of a wealthy merchant, vows to escape the usual pitfalls.

Book six in Lackey's Tales of the Five Hundred Kingdoms series takes us into the wolfly fairy tales of Little Red Riding Hood and Beauty and the Beast.  Bella is the no-nonsense, eldest daughter of a wealthy merchant who spends her days running her stepmother's household and ensuring that her stepsisters don't make fools of themselves in public.  When she is bitten by a werewolf, however, (after a visit to Granny's house, of course), she is kidnapped by the King's soldiers and forced to live with the beast who bit her until it is certain that she herself has not become infected with the curse.  As I am summarizing this book I find myself thinking "Wow, this sounds like a really good book!"  And it wasn't too bad, but I had two non-negotiable issues with it.

1. Miss Independent and Mr. Insecurity.  Oookay, so here's the deal.  When a man loves a woman, and a woman loves a man, that love generally grows out of mutual interests, respect, and compatibility with a little bit of lustful attraction thrown in.  What we have in this book is a very independent young woman who knows her own mind and isn't afraid to speak it thrown into a situation with a wussy Duke who can't or won't stand up for himself or his people.  Blech.  There is some minor character development throughout the book, but it didn't stop me from wanting to shake Bella out of her stubborn, too secure with herself pigheadedness and kick the Duke off his royal hiney and force him to do something with his life.

2. Ewwww!  Look at the cover!  Yeah, yeah, "Don't judge a book by it's cover" and all that but guess what? Sometimes people judge YOU by the cover of the book you're reading.  Hello heaving bosoms!  Now, I'm not going to lie to you and tell you that I've never read a similarly covered romance novel before, because I have.  And I liked it.  But that isn't what this is!  For crying out loud, a chaste kiss is the extent of the "steam" in this fantasy romance.  You can be sure that whoever designed this cover (and most covers) didn't read this book.  The Bella described within would have been absolutely horrified to see her girls on display.

So there you have it.  It was overall an enjoyable read, but I can't help feeling like so much more could be done with this series in which fairy tales are twisted into fun, new reads.  I still stand by the first book in the series, however, and highly recommend it to anyone who loves fairy tales, romance, and spunky women who aren't afraid to take what they want from the world.

If you like fairy tales, browse through this list of fairy tale retellings by modern authors!

Tales of the Five Hundred Kingdoms
The Fairy Godmother
One Good Knight
Fortune's Fool
The Snow Queen
The Sleeping Beauty
Harvest Moon: A Tangled Web (Novella)
Beauty and the Werewolf

Wicked Appetite by Janet Evanovich ★

Wicked Appetite (Book 1)
by Janet Evanovich
September 2010
St. Martin's Press

Seven Stones of Power.  No one knows when they were created or by whom, each said to represent one of the Seven Deadly Sins.

Being a huge fan of Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum books, I was very excited to read this, the first book in a new, somewhat supernatural series.  In order to perfectly convey to you my feelings on this book I've written multiple reviews.  Simply skip to the heading that best describes you.

If you've never read a book by Janet Evanovich before:
You're in for a real treat because this is chick lit at its best!  Lizzy Tucker has recently relocated to Salem, Massachusetts where she is now working in a pastry shop making cupcakes.  The most exciting thing in her life is her struggle to get her cookbook published so she can fix up the home she just inherited from her Aunt.  While this sounds somewhat interesting, it's not novel worthy, which is why Lizzy is suddenly thrown into the hunt for the seven stones of power, each of which represent one of the deadly sins.  And of course it wouldn't be chick lit without the manly protector (whose sweat could probably be used as cologne) as well as a cast of eccentric characters that keep the book quirky, funny, and entertaining to the very last page!

If you've read one or two books by Janet Evanovich and didn't like them:
Do not read this book.  That is all.

If you've read every book Janet Evanovich has ever published:
Reread your favorite Stephanie Plum book, substituting new names for the following characters.

Stephanie Plum - Lizzy
Morelli - A little bit of Diesel
Ranger - Gerwulf Grimoire (pffft)
Diesel - Diesel (yes, the same guy from the holiday novellas)
Lula - Glo

I could go on, but you get it.  On the other hand, if you've already read every Stephanie Plum book out there you obviously aren't interested in original, inspirational fiction.  In fact, I'd even go so far as to guess that you actually LIKE this particular formulaic approach to writing.  Well if that's the case . . . then join the club!  I love it too and I very much enjoyed this fast, mindless read that puts a slightly new twist on chick lit as well as the paranormal.  I can't wait to read book two!

Books in the Wicked Series (Lizzy and Diesel)
Wicket Appetite
Wicked Business (TBR June 2012)

Shatter Me by Tahereh Mafi ★

Shatter Me (Book 1)
by Tahereh Mafi
November 2011
Harper Collins

I have a curse.  I have a gift.  I'm a monster.  I'm more than human.  My touch is lethal.  My touch is power.  I am their weapon.  I will fight back.

I LOVED this book!  For all the books that promised me X-Men, The Hunger Games, and so much more, this one finally delivered!  Bad things happen when people touch Juliette's skin.  Shunned by her family and peers, for seventeen years she has lived a life completely devoid of human contact.  Finally locked away in an asylum, Juliette waits to die as she slowly spirals into insanity.  Until the day that a boy is thrown into her cell.  A boy from her childhood whom she has always loved, but never spoken to . . . until now.  Ashamed of herself and her abilities, and viewed as a weapon by those who want to posses her, Juliette must find acceptance and the courage to fight back . . . before she shatters.

I absolutely devoured this dystopian fantasy novel.  My only complaint is the eventual focus on the love story rather than the main plot, which I found much more interesting.  A few less "I found you! I love you! Let's roll around on the floor!" scenes and a little more "shoot 'em up and leave 'em" would have suited me quite nicely.  Honestly though I really can't complain.  This book kept me more entertained and on edge than any other I've read recently.  Then again, I'm a sucker for half-insane, deadly force wielding girls and their nearly as crazy, super strong, very chiseled (not my word) boyfriends.  Who isn't?  READ IT!

Shatter Me Novels
Shatter Me
Book 2 (Fall 2012)
Book 3 (Fall 2013)

Ann and Seamus by Kevin Major

Ann and Seamus
by Kevin Major
art by David Blackwood
February 2004
Groundwood Books

Come away with me, lover
stay with us, daughter
share my life, precious
share with us all


Through narrative poetry, Ann and Seamus tells the story of the wreck of the Despatch off the coast of Newfoundland in 1828.  Seventeen year old Ann, along with her twelve year old brother, father, and the family dog saved over 160 passengers aboard the Despatch over the course of several days using their fishing boat.  Although the story itself does not seem to give Ann much credit, notes at the end of the book state that Ann's father gave her the medal he earned, claiming that it was she who was most responsible for this feat.  Not much is known of this event, but Ann and Seamus' courage shines through and influences the big decision they must make at the end of the book.  A fast, historical read for children or tweens.

Other books told through narrative or lyrical poetry:
Song of the Sparrow by Lisa Ann Sandell

Overbite by Meg Cabot

Overbite (Meena Harper Book 2)
by Meg Cabot
July 2011
William Morrow

The stakes have never been higher.

Am I allowed to say that I hope this series is over now?  My eyes glaze over every time I see the word "vampire."  Probably this is a sign that I need to stop reading vampire fiction.  In any case, Meena Harper is back!  No longer a writer for a crappy soap opera, she now lives the dramatic, Prince of Darkness filled, vampire hunting life of a cheesy soap opera character!  I shouldn't poke fun . . . but here it is in all honesty.  If you're not sick of vampires, you enjoy chick lit, and want a fast, fluffy read then I actually highly recommend this series.  For what they are, the books are enjoyable and can be very funny at times (though I'm still not sure if they were supposed to be).  Okay, so summary: chick lit, vampires, hot men, slightly cheesy.  Got it?  Happy reading!

Meena Harper Novels
Insatiable
Overbite